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  Satisfied by his appraisal of the area, he jumped down to the lane once more, now smiling. Looking back towards the road, he imagined how it would have been for Fellowes and Hodges on the night they’d buried Sixsmith’s body. One, or both, had almost certainly known about the old lane, as it was hard to picture two such experienced criminals driving at random around the Hertfordshire countryside in the hope of finding a good place to bury a body. It would certainly have been dark, with the gnarled beech trees making twisted shapes in the beams from the car’s headlights and the woods a black bulk against the sky. There would have been no houses nearby then, and perhaps no visible lights at all, which probably explained why they’d chosen to dig the grave where they had.

  A slight bend in the lane hid the junction from view, so with the car parked and the lights off they’d have been well concealed. The wood might have seemed the obvious place for the burial, but roots would have made digging difficult, while it would have been much darker under the trees. With a moon in the sky it would have been possible to see what they were doing with very little risk of being spotted in turn, while on a cold, January night the chances of anybody passing by chance was minimal. It might well have been frosty, but it quite likely the field would have been ploughed, making it easier to dig and to hide the evidence of that digging. That also meant they’d have had to go deep to avoid the risk of accidental disinterment, which explained the depth of the grave. It also suggested both expertise and a callous detachment on the part of the two men, but that was perhaps no surprise. The job had been professional and thorough, while without Fellowes’ confession the body might never have been discovered at all. In fact it hadn’t been discovered, yet.

  De Lacy was smiling as he approached The Bell. He had driven down early, booked in and then spent the morning walking on Solsbury Downs, leaving him with a keen appetite and allowing him to run over what he now thought of as the The Case of the Incriminatory Skeleton in his mind. Detective Sergeant McIntyre had allowed him to invite her to lunch, and it seemed to him that her attitude was becoming gradually less professional and her warmth more genuine. She also seemed more attractive with each succeeding visit, while he found her taste in clothes refreshingly understated. Never particularly forward with women, he felt it far too early to make any overt suggestion of intimacy, but he had no intention of bringing the case to a hasty conclusion and so spoiling his opportunities for meeting with her.

  The bar was still quiet, with just two businessmen drinking pints at the bar and a scattering of couples and family parties taking a pre-prandial drink before going through to the restaurant. Sergeant McIntyre was nowhere to be seen, allowing him to order a bottle of Champagne and make himself comfortable in the last remaining window seat. With a good view of the car park, he was able to observe her when she arrived, and he had allowed one corner of his mouth to curve up into a slight smile as he saw the trouble she took to check her makeup before getting out. As before, she was in jeans and a light sweater, while her manner as she walked to the door was characteristically brisk. De Lacy poured a glass of Champagne, allowing him to offer it to her at the exact instant she saw him.

  ‘Charles, hi. Thanks.’

  ‘How goes the case?’ he asked, keen to sound professional and eager to reveal his own progress.

  ‘It doesn’t,’ she answered. ‘Inspector Morden doesn’t feel we can afford to allocate resources to something that’s unlikely to have concrete results.’

  ‘No? I’d called locking Bill Whadcoat up fairly concrete.’

  ‘Maybe, but that almost certainly won’t happen, especially as we’re at a dead end. The confession from John Fellowes isn’t enough, apparently. So what do you have to tell me? Are you getting anywhere?’

  ‘Oh I’ve solved the case,’ de Lacy answered with a casual gesture. ‘I just need to tidy up a few loose ends.’

  ‘I hope you’re going to tell me?’ she asked, after he’d made a deliberate show of examining the bubbles rising through his wine and taken a long sip.

  ‘Of course,’ he assured her, ‘once I have everything neatly in place.’

  ‘I understand you might want to do that, Mr … Charles, but this is a serious case. A man has been murdered.’

  ‘In 1971,’ de Lacy pointed out.

  ‘Yes, but …’

  ‘No, that much you must allow me,’ he insisted. ‘And besides, there is a small possibility that I might be wrong.’

  ‘So what do you have, more or less?’ she demanded.

  ‘I know what happened,’ he assured her, ‘and in some detail, but I need proof. Shall we go through?’

  As he rose, de Lacy caught a look of determination on Sergeant McIntyre’s face but he took no notice, merely making a courteous gesture to offer her the option of preceding him into the dining room. Clearly she had not given up her intention of getting him to reveal what information he had, but as that knowledge relied almost entirely on logic he was equally determined to remain mysterious. However, for all her evident frustration, she didn’t seem to be annoyed with him for arranging a meeting that was not strictly necessary, and she looked genuinely pleased as she scanned the menu.

  ‘Could I have the lobster thermidor, if it’s not too expensive?’

  ‘Not at all. An excellent choice. I’ll have the same myself, in which case we’ll need a bottle of something rich but dry. Hmm, let me see …’

  He had picked up the wine menu and scanned it thoughtfully. As he did so it occurred to him that she might be prepared to let the relationship between them grow more intimate in order to get more information out of him. He immediately dismissed the thought as unworthy, but was left conscious of a nagging frustration. Having spent his formative years at a series of all-male schools, he had never found it easy to move beyond the easy gentility that came naturally to him with women. Almost invariably it had been his partners who’d initiated sex, and even then he always found it hard to accept the evidence of their desire. Certainly it was impossible to imagine any way of inviting Susan McIntyre up to his room for the afternoon without seeming crass or crude, so he put the idea from his mind and turned his attention to a subject on which he had more confidence, the selection of a suitable wine for the lobster. One stood out from the rest.

  ‘The Pinot Gris Grand Cru Furstentum ’09,’ he told the waitress, ‘and the lobster, twice.’

  The waitress responded with an appreciative nod and moved away, leaving de Lacy to cover a moment’s awkward silence with his Champagne glass. Susan had picked up the wine list and after a moment spoke up in surprise.

  ‘You’re certainly doing us well!’

  ‘And why not?’ de Lacy answered, keen to find a topic of conversation and to expound his personal philosophy. ‘As I can afford a decent lunch I see it as my social responsibility to have one. That way, everybody benefits. The Bell takes their margin, which helps to support the owners and their staff, while we also help fishermen, farmers, and, by no means least, the Domaine Karl Barr in Alsace. They in turn are able to continue to produce their excellent products.’

  ‘Why not spend less and give the balance to charity?’

  ‘Because I’d rather see my money go to a hard-working waitress here at The Bell, or a casual labourer picking grapes in Alsace for that matter, than to highly paid executives in the charity and television industries. Besides, you’re forgetting the substantial slice of tax I’ll be paying, which not only helps to support the disadvantaged but keeps the likes of Bert and Bill Whadcoat in jail, thus allowing us to eat our meal in peace, and which pays your wages, of course.’

  ‘I was going to offer to go halves.’

  ‘If you insist, but …’

  ‘No, I don’t, if you’re sure that’s OK?’

  ‘Absolutely. Call me old-fashioned, but if a gentleman invites a lady to lunch with him I’d say that should carry the implication that he is prepared to pay.’

  ‘Thank you. So you think we should all spend as much as we can?’

 
; ‘Yes. That’s how the economy functions, and while the system is no doubt far from perfect, it will have to do until something better comes along. No, I have in my time been called a social parasite, but that’s quite unfair. Both my investments and my expenditure help the system to keep going, although tiny in the great scheme of things, and if I happen to have a pleasant time while playing my little part, why not? I despise the attitude that work is somehow virtuous in its own right. That’s another reason why I find the public adulation of the likes of the Whadcoats so exasperating. I go my own way, minding my own affairs and never harming a fly, and I get called a social parasite, while they make their money by violence, extortion and all sorts of unpleasant means and people look up to them! They believe their own propaganda too. In the Whadcoats’ biography they’re painted as champions of the people, fighting for the little man against the oppressive state and big business. Ha! Trying telling that to some poor girl who’s been forced into prostitution to pay for their vulgar suits and enormous cars.’

  ‘You’re very passionate about it. Maybe you should have joined the police?’

  ‘Yes, and no. Sorry if I’m getting a little carried away, but that biography had me grinding my teeth with rage. The author, Tupper, is the most appalling sycophant! But I could never be a policeman. I don’t follow orders well.’

  ‘It’s not all about following orders. So you’ve read about the Whadcoats?’

  ‘Yes, a most unpleasant subject but essential to the case.’

  ‘So you’ve worked out what happened from the biography?’

  ‘In part. Naturally they deny the murder of Andy Sixsmith, but there’s a lot to be gained from what they do say, and what they don’t.’

  ‘But hundreds … thousands of people must have read it, including some real fanatics, and none of them have worked out what really happened!’

  ‘They,’ he replied, ‘are not Charles Kingsman de Lacy.’

  De Lacy slowed his pace as he turned into the Winchester Road. Lunch had gone well, and while he had quickly come to realise that he would not be spending the afternoon in bed with Susan McIntyre, they had parted on good terms. He had also drunk most of the bottle of wine, as she’d been on duty from late afternoon and had refused to accept more than a single glass, while he’d rounded off the meal with an Armagnac. Fortunately, being less than perfectly sober was in keeping with the persona he’d chosen to adopt for the next move in his carefully laid plans.

  Victor Hodges lived in a small, gated close of yellow brick bungalows, each set behind a neat little garden bright with pansies and geraniums. It was hard to imagine a less likely spot as the retreat of a notorious gangster, but the elderly, white haired man outside No. 5 was presumably Hodges himself. De Lacy paused, taking the man in. Victor Hodges was small, almost petite, and somewhat stooped, but seemed alert and in good physical shape for his age, walking without the aid of a stick and using a half-gallon watering can with an impressively steady hand. He had also been quick to notice de Lacy’s attention and his expression had instantly hostile. De Lacy responded with a bright smile and an extended hand as he approached.

  ‘Mr Hodges? Good morning, and no, I’m not a policeman, if that’s what you were thinking.’

  ‘Who are you then?’ Hodges demanded.

  ‘A writer,’ de Lacy replied. ‘I have a commission to handle your biography.’

  ‘You want to write about me?’ Hodges asked in genuine surprise.

  ‘Why not?’ de Lacy answered. ‘Yours has been a fascinating life, while I understand that you’ve met a great many interesting people?’

  Hodges shrugged and de Lacy continued quickly, guessing that he’d successfully piqued the man’s vanity.

  ‘You were chauffeur to Johnny Wilder, for instance?’

  ‘I made Johnny Wilder. Ungrateful little bastard.’

  ‘You did? That’s exactly the sort of thing I’d like to know, Mr Hodges, the inside story, what really happened.’

  ‘What really happened is I got him his first booking, at a place called The Stag Lounge, where I did the bar. You remind me of the boss, you do. You speak like him.’

  ‘John Fellowes?’

  ‘Yeah.’

  There was suspicion in Hodges’ voice, but de Lacy ignored it, carrying on with open enthusiasm.

  ‘Another fascinating character, but sadly no longer with us. But tell me more about Johnny Wilder?’

  ‘I could, I could tell you a lot, but what’s in it for me?’

  ‘Five thousand pounds,’ de Lacy answered.

  ‘Five grand?’

  ‘It’s half my advance on the book,’ de Lacy explained, ‘but the book is about you, after all, so naturally you’re entitled to your share.’

  Hodges gave him a thoughtful glance before replying.

  ‘And you’ve got all this on paper, yeah?’

  ‘Of course,’ de Lacy replied, taking the contract he’d run up the day before from the inside pocket of your jacket, ‘and of course you’re welcome to contact my publishers if you doubt my bona fides.’

  Hodges took the contract, scanning it doubtfully. De Lacy waited, confident that the contract would seem convincing but praying that his bluff would succeed. At length Hodges handed back the contract, his voice now more cheerful as he spoke again.

  ‘You’d better come in then, Mr …?’

  ‘De Lacy, but call me Charles.’

  ‘Then make it Vic. You are like John. It’s creepy listening to you, like he’s talking. He was a big bastard too, but hard. You look soft, no offence.’

  ‘None taken. That’s the life I live, I suppose. Yours must have been vastly more exciting? I believe you were born in the notorious Campbell Bunk?’

  ‘Playford Road,’ Hodges corrected him, ‘and yeah, I suppose it was exciting, if you call having to fight every fucking day of your life exciting. But Playford Road wasn’t the Bunk and you was likely to get your head broke if you said it was.’

  ‘But that’s where you met Albert and William Whadcoat?’

  ‘Yeah. Make yourself comfortable. Tea?’

  They’d entered the house, which was as small and neat as the garden, with a living room and kitchen opposite one another across the hall. Hodges had gone into the kitchen but indicated that de Lacy should go into the living room. He did so, seating himself on the sofa so as to leave what was evidently Hodge’s favourite armchair free and glancing around. The furnishings and decoration were largely modern, new and rather impersonal, but a few details stood out. On the mantelpiece was an ancient carriage clock, nineteenth century and far from expensive when new, but now battered and stained but still working, perhaps a memento of Playford Road itself. Above it was a picture of Hodges taken some fifty years before, presumably at The Stag Lounge. It showed five men, with Hodges on the left, smaller than the others but looking dapper and confident in an expensive, fashionable suit with the collar open. Of the other men one was recognisable as a pop star of the time, another familiar and perhaps a less well-known musician, while the third and fourth were Albert and William Whadcoat. Evidently Hodges felt no remorse for the life he’d lived, although there was also evidence that he’d taken pride in his later, legitimate career. Another, smaller photograph showed him in porter’s overalls outside what was presumably the rear of Solsbury University, while in a third he was with a group of people who seemed to be gardeners or park keepers. De Lacy nodded, content with his findings, then turned to accept a mug of tea from Hodges.

  A slight frown creased de Lacy’s features as he returned the papers to the leather notecase he’d set aside and labelled for The Case of the Incriminatory Skeleton. It had come together well, at least from the perspective of pure logic. His theory had proved correct and he now had all the evidence needed to provide Susan McIntyre with clear and conclusive proof, but it was impossible to feel satisfied for two reasons. The first was that his discoveries placed the blame squarely on Vic Hodges, a man he had found himself unable to dislike, and who seemed to hav
e had little to do with the violence de Lacy so despised. Hodges was also clearly a product of his background, and had done little more than seek to claw himself up from the ghastly conditions of one of London’s worst pre-war slums. At an intellectual level, de Lacy felt that this was no excuse for living a life supported by the proceeds of crime, but Hodges aroused none of the deep-seated emotional disgust he felt for John Fellowes and the Whadcoat brothers. Unfortunately Fellowes was dead, as was Albert Whadcoat, while the evidence against William Whadcoat was tenuous at best.

  The second reason for his dissatisfaction was Susan McIntyre herself. Ever since leaving school he had relied on his looks, and later his wealth, to draw women to him, allowing them to make the choice. Never had he taken the trouble to exert himself, but in the case of the detective he felt he wanted to but had quickly come to realise he didn’t know how to go about it. She was always friendly, occasionally flirtatious, but somehow managed to leave him with the feeling that an overt approach would be inappropriate, while it was impossible to shake off the suspicion that she only made herself pleasant to him in order to secure his assistance in the case. His last chance would come when he met her to hand over his findings, but the prospect of suggesting a date filled him with a sense of nervous apprehension he hadn’t felt since he was in his teens.

  ‘Pull yourself together, de Lacy,’ he remarked aloud as he tossed the notecase onto his desk. ‘A brisk walk and a bite of lunch is what you need.’

  He went to the mirror in the hallway, made a few minor adjustments to his clothes and left the flat. The streets of Soho usually fascinated him, with their immense variety of people and ever changing sights, but after two weeks spent immersed in the world of the Whadcoats they seemed merely squalid. He turned towards Piccadilly instead, intent on looping around Green Park before turning towards St James and his club, where he could guarantee the quiet, refined atmosphere he felt he needed.